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Apr. 23rd, 2017 08:22 pm
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Судя по ебучему стыду который творится на "зенит-арене" пора ИГИЛ брать на себя ответственность за его проектирование&строительство, иначе никак творящийся ёбанный стыд объяснить не получится.
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И пару слов юбиляру: Ильич, проснись, мы тут уже все вообще охуели мрачно, норот почти готов, а Аврору отремонтировали, пора снова Жахнуть из кормового.Read more... )

Ъ !

Apr. 22nd, 2017 08:59 pm
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Ждем, когда ИГИЛ возьмет на себя ответственность за программу собянинской "реновации Москвы".


Apr. 20th, 2017 05:40 pm
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Интересно, кто первый запустит услугу типа айрбнб- "Проститутки по подписке" ? А если они ещё и хату будут убирать и хавчик привозить — это вообще перевернёт мир и что бы обязательно можно было подключить банки, интернет-платежи всякие там, оплата со счёта мобильного вот эта вот всё… и конечно же услуга «поебись за счёт друга», как без неё.

Ну, с днюхой !

Apr. 20th, 2017 10:20 am
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Алексея Анатольича Навального поздравля с днем рожденья, от крохотного сердца котёнка - к огромному солнцу !

The importer has (mostly) caught up!

Apr. 19th, 2017 11:02 pm
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[staff profile] denise posting in [site community profile] dw_maintenance
Our content importer has mostly caught up with its backlog; almost everything that's still listed as being "in the queue" are jobs that were tried, failed once or more with a temporary failure, and are waiting to try again. (The importer tries a few times, at successively longer intervals, when it gets a failure it thinks might be temporary/might correct itself later on.) This means that new imports scheduled now should complete in hours (or even minutes), not the "several days" it's been taking.

If you tried to schedule a second import while the first one was still running, at any time in the past 10 days or so, you may have confused the poor thing. If you think your import should be finished by now and it isn't, and you're seeing "Aborted" on the Importer Status part of the Importer page, feel free to open a support request in the Importer category and we'll look into it for you. (It may take a little bit before you get a response; those of us who have the access to look into importer problems have been really busy for the past two weeks or so, and I at least need a few days to catch my breath a bit before diving back into the fray! But we'll do what we can.)

I hope all y'all are continuing to settle in well to your new home!

Ъ !

Apr. 18th, 2017 02:03 pm
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Постоянная рубрика "Очевидные шутки".
-А мы тут с коллегами интересный факап замутили.
-Может стартап ?
-Нет !


Apr. 17th, 2017 11:06 am
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Отправлено 31.01.17
Получено 17.04.17

75 дней Карл ! 75 ёбанных дней... ну хоть дошло.
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Hello, Dreamwidth! Goodness, this past week has been unexpectedly exciting, hasn't it? A warm Dreamwidth welcome to everyone who's just joining us: we're glad you're here, and we hope you're liking the new digs.

Before we get into all the things I have to cover, though: Given the reasons most people are citing for not wanting to agree to LiveJournal's new ToS, I'd like to take a moment and ask: if you're able to (and only if you're able!), please consider donating to the Russian LGBT Network/Российская ЛГБТ-сеть. They not only do excellent work across the Russian Federation, but are currently mobilizing to help evacuate LGBT people in Chechnya who are in danger of detention or death. (EDIT: If you're outside Russia, you can donate through All Out; the Russian LGBT Network website won't accept donations from outside Russia.)

To our friends in Russia who are LGBT and those who are against the mistreatment of anyone because of their sexual orientation: We stand with you. Please stay safe above all else, but if it would be safe for you to post that link, the LGBT Network is asking that as many people as possible publicly share the information that the LGBT Network is ready to help. (They also ask that you do not contact people in Chechnya directly to let them know, as there are reports the authorities are searching people's phones and computers for evidence of sexual orientation.)

The rest of this post is primarily to give y'all new folks a brief orientation (or as brief as I am ever capable of; no one has ever called me concise) to help you settle in, although I hope at least some of it will be useful (or at least interesting!) to those of you who have been with us for a while. Come with me as we discuss Dreamwidth's history, a bit of what (we think) makes us special, the answers to a few common questions about how we roll, and a few useful tips that may help you with the transition.

Dreamwidth 101! )

Whew! That was a lot to throw at y'all at once, I know. (Yes, I always am this longwinded. And I always use this many parentheses.) Everybody who's been here for a while: thank you for your patience as I got our new arrivals up to speed! We'll be back in a few weeks with a code push and a bunch of new features and fixes, so the next news post should be more broadly applicable.

In the meantime, let's have a welcome party in the comments:

* If you're looking for new people to subscribe to you, leave a comment with some basic info about your journal and what you tend to write about! Then everybody can browse around and meet each other. (There's also [community profile] 2017revival and [community profile] addme, both of which are unofficial but bustling lately; holler if you know of any more.)

* If you've been here for a while and have a favorite community that's active, drop a link and a brief description!

* If you're new or you've been here for a while, and you're looking for an active community on a particular topic, leave a comment with what you're looking for and people can recommend you some options. (We've done this a few times before, as "the great community rec-o-matic", and it's never a bad time for another round.)

* If you know of any scripts, resources, extensions, tools, or toys that will help someone make the move, get settled in, or customize their DW experience once they're here, drop a link and a description in the comments. (We can't be responsible for unofficial tools, scripts, extensions, etc, so use at your own risk, but I know there are a bunch of them floating around!)

Finally, a quick note on the importer queue: it's still going, I swear. The jobs finishing now are the ones that were scheduled around 48 hours ago, though, so we really appreciate how patient y'all are being!

As always, if you're having problems with Dreamwidth, Support can help you; for notices of site problems and downtime, check [site community profile] dw_maintenance and the Twitter status account. (We can't do support through Twitter, though! Open a support request instead. Me trying to fit into 140 characters is not a pretty sight.)

Comment notifications may be delayed for an hour or two, due to the high volume of notifications generated after an update is posted to [site community profile] dw_news. This was posted at 5:30AM EDT (see in your time zone). Please don't worry about delayed notifications until at least two hours after that.
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А тем временем норот продолжает творчески развивать тему

"Интервью с заместителем постпреда РФ при ООН Владимиром Сафронковым:

- Добрый вечер, Владимир!
- Вечер в хату.

- Вы вчера в совбезе ООН очень эмоционально отреагировали на выпады ваших западных коллег...
- Да беспредельщики. Но такого не бывало, чтоб овца волка ебла! Я им так и сказал - я ваше горе, и я буду жить с вами. Где вы учились - там мы преподавали, где вы мышей ловили, там мы кротов пороли, куда вы пешком идете, оттуда мы на велосипеде едем.

- Скажите, а как вы вообще охарактеризуете представителя Великобритании, который позволил себе такое поведение?
- Что тут можно сказать? В башке фарша нет, а сала не добавишь. Насрал в штаны, а говорит "ржавчина". Как любит говорить наш шеф Сергей Лавров: уникальный был старик, на хую носил парик.

- Очень интересная характеристика. Но давайте перейдем к следующему вопросу от наших слушателей. Скажите, а какой позиции по Асаду придерживается РФ?
- Волк волку - друг и брат. Вор ворует, фраер пашет.

- Но не кажется ли вам что эта конфронтация с Западом из-за поддержки Башара Асада негативно влияет на нашу экономику?
- Пережили голод переживем и роскошь. Деньги есть, осталось спиздить и принЕсть. А если без шуток, то ситуация, конечно, не простая, блатная жизнь дешевой не бывает, или как говорят у нас в МИДе - курим "кент", ебём блондинок, сами ходим без ботинок. Но с другой стороны, зачем волку жилетка? Он её об забор порвет. Не жили богато, нехуй и начинать.

- Похоже что пока наш МИД не может похвастаться успехами в переговорах...
- Колбаса тоже на хуй похожа. А вообще, как вы все знаете: масть - не лошадь, к утру повезёт.

- Есть ли в совбезе ООН страны, которые нам симпатизируют?
- Среди ментов нет кентов.

- Может всё-таки имеет смысл как-то смягчить нашу позицию? Запад неоднократно говорил об отмене санкции в случае появления конструктива в диалоге...
- Белый хлеб - мента подачка. Мы ждем когда Запад осознает свои ошибки и пошлет нам однозначный сигнал о начале примирения между нашими странами. Так сказать девять, восемь и король, принесут нам бандероль.

- Спасибо Вам за интервью. Оно вышло коротким, но информативным.
- Спасибо - много, с дачки отблагодаришь. И чем меньше слов - тем дешевле телеграмма.

- Ну и на этой мажорной ноте мы будем с вами прощаться, Владимир.
- День прошел и ночь короче,
Всем ворам спокойной ночи!
Пусть приснится дом, овечка,
Баба голая на печке,
Водки таз,
Об амнистии указ! (с)

Ебнем по Тбилиси©

Apr. 13th, 2017 05:08 pm
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Apr. 13th, 2017 12:49 pm
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xxx: слышал? У человека есть гены костей для пениса, и чувствительных усов!
gol: но создатель предусмотрительно их пока закомментировал.
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Совет безопасности ООН был прерван интеллигентной сентенцией, адресованной представителю Великобритании Мэттью Райкрофту:
-Слы, ты чо с наскока не всосал, с кем ты трешь? Тебе в кабину что ли насовать, падла? Ты по жизни то кто, епт? Беса мне тут за Сирию и Асада не гони, дебил, блять. Я вижу по масти, ты- залетный терпила, два часа порожняк толкал, бычил, парафинил нас, как чертей, думал, что забздим и кипишнемся? Так мы тут быстро в хате всем рога посшибаем и обломаем ветки. Догнал, фуфлыжник? Щелкаете хлебалом, пока беспредел творится, совсем берега попутали.
-Кто это?- Раздался шепотом вопрос за спиной Мэттью.
-Российские дипломаты выражают ноту протеста...


Apr. 11th, 2017 03:10 pm
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ТруЪ правослабный магойзин "Жыд" открылся на песах славном городе Оmsке, пользователи в соцсетях пока гадают за ассортимент лавки и кошерно ли продаваемое масло.
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[staff profile] denise posting in [site community profile] dw_maintenance
People who are worried because the import of their LiveJournal account has been running for a long time with no real signs of progress: please don't be concerned! The import queue is currently a little long. (In the same way that Mt Everest is a little tall and the Mariana Trench is a little deep.) We're limited in how many import jobs we can run simultaneously and how quickly we can start the next import after one finishes: LiveJournal, like all sites, has restrictions on how frequently we can programmatically request data from their site, so the import queue can get very backed up at times like this when more imports are being started than are finishing. If you look at the import queue and the numbers don't seem to be changing much, or are only going up, it doesn't mean that no imports are finishing: it means a lot of additional people have scheduled an import since the last time you reloaded.

As long as you haven't gotten a failure message in your on-site inbox, your import is still running. (Even if you have gotten a failure message, your import may still be running: if the site thinks that the failure is something that might correct itself, like being unable to connect to the remote site, it will retry for a few times before giving up.) If you have gotten a failure message, the error message in your inbox should tell you what went wrong.

The three common problems right now: 1) you mistyped your username and/or password; 2) you need to agree to LiveJournal's new ToS before they'll permit you to access the data in your account; 3) an entry or entries in your LiveJournal account have a text encoding mismatch and you need to follow the link in the error message to fix it on LJ.

If you haven't gotten a failure message, your import is still waiting in the queue, and will run when it makes its way up to the top of the queue.

People keep asking us how long the queue is (by which they mean, how much time will it take for a job just started to successfully finish: length of time, not number of jobs waiting). I would love to be able to give you a definite answer! It's really, really hard for us to predict how long it will take for a job to get up to the top of the queue, though: how long an import takes to complete depends on a lot of things, including how many posts/comments are in the journal. To give you a ballpark figure that might be off by up to 100% on either side: If I personally started a brand new import right now (in my timezone, the early morning of Monday 10 Apr), I would be pleasantly surprised if it finished before Tuesday morning (24 hours or so), would expect it to finish sometime on Tuesday night or maybe even stretch all the way to Wednesday night (36-60 hours), and wouldn't start to wonder if I should poke [staff profile] mark or [personal profile] alierak to doublecheck that something hadn't gotten stuck in such a way that our monitoring didn't alert us about it until Thursday afternoon or evening (100+ hours).

All of those time estimates, by the way, assume a relatively uncomplicated job that succeeds on the first try. When the site tries again after a failure, it includes a delay that increases after each failure in case the failure was due to transient network issues. So, I know some of you started an import at the end of last week and it's still running: some of you are trying to import very large journals, and some of you ran into errors along the way and are in a retry wait loop. Again: if you haven't gotten the final error message in your inbox (and it will tell you it's the final error), it's still chugging along.

You do not have to leave the importer page open or stay logged into Dreamwidth until your import finishes. (You do have to avoid changing your LJ password until the job is done, or it will fail.) You can close the window/tab and go off and explore Dreamwidth; the movers will be along in a little while with your stuff.


A housewarming glass of champagne/sparkling cider/fancy handmade soda for all! Welcome to the neighborhood.

EDIT, 10 Apr 2017 7:15PM EDT: the importer is not the only thing that is very busy today! I'm trying to get to all the comments here, but keep getting dragged off to handle other stuff (and will be knocking off for the night soon). If you have a technical support problem, it will probably be faster to open a support request, where there's less likelihood that it will get overlooked in the sea of comments.


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