avshap | К вопросу о борьбе слона с китом и прочих кроссоверах

I received in this morning’s email a note that quoted a post from the RAS board, something I wrote in response to the perennial question, “What would happen if Drizz and Liriel met?” For those who might be interested in my take on the matter, here ‘tis.

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Liriel: (Oo! Cute little drow toyboy! Thank you, Eilistraee, goddess of the butt-neckid moonlit dance.)
Drizzt: (Danger! Matron-in-the-making! Strengthen me, Mielikki, whose unicorn favors the chaste and virtuous.) ::draws his two scimitars::
Liriel: ::sniffs:: “Put away the cutlery, honey, and take a look at THESE twins...”
::At this inopportune moment, Catti-brie walks in, and the ensuing catfight makes the season three showdown between Buffy and Faith look like a sorority tea party.::

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